I work with methods of segregating
discarded tangibles for transportation to central shipping points, for safe
transfer to appropriate environmentally contained long term underground storage
facilities.
In addition, I employ various
methods of containing and chemically sanitizing spontaneous biohazardous
emissions that include potentially contagious pathogens and bacteria,
including but not limited to, bile saturated rudimentary evacuated comestibles,
feculent solids, and uretic fluids. I also contend with illegally discarded
post coital latex based reproductive barrier devices, as well as discarded
self-contained portable infantile defecation apparatus, and improperly disposed
portable small quantity fermented aged hops containment vessels.
I also work extensively with
complimentary, consumption neglected, nutritionally questionable foodstuffs
distributed within an aggregated collective edification facility.
In other words, a janitor. I’m a
elementary school janitor.
