Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Triumph Of The Egg

By Sherwood Anderson





                         In the fields
                         Seeds on the air floating.
                         In the towns
                         Black smoke for a shroud.
                         In my breast
                         Understanding awake.
                               -Mid American Chants



Tales are people who sit on the doorstep of the house of my mind.
It is cold outside and they sit waiting.
I look out at a window.

The tales have cold hands,
Their hands are freezing.

A short thickly-built tale arises and threshes his arms about.
His nose is red and he has two gold teeth.

There is an old female tale sitting hunched up in a cloak.

Many tales come to sit for a few moments on the doorstep
     and then go away.
It is too cold for them outside.
The street before the door of the house of my mind is
     filled with tales.
They murmur and cry out, they are dying of cold and hunger.

I am a helpless man--my hands tremble.
I should be sitting on a bench like a tailor.
I should be weaving warm cloth out of the threads of thought.
The tales should be clothed.
They are freezing on the doorstep of the house of my mind.

I am a helpless man--my hands tremble.
I feel in the darkness but cannot find the doorknob.
I look out at a window.
Many tales are dying in the street before the house of my mind.


Sunday, June 2, 2013

Red Meat



When I came home from work today, I checked the mailbox on my way to the front door. Hidden away amongst the mess of carpet cleaning fliers, coupons, a Vons ad, the Penny Saver, and various other dross by post, was a newsletter from the Poway Memorial Society. The cover featured a Grim Reaper standing in front of a cash register asking the question, ‘Do Funeral Prices Scare You To Death?’ Being that it was two days after my 49th birthday, I asked rhetorically, “Is this some kind of sick joke?” Or was it some kind of dire portent; a harbinger of my imminent demise? Did they know something


We sat down for dinner a while later. Steak and salad. I took my steak extra rare.

I ate the steak first… just in case.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Blood Metaphor



I always considered my car an extension of my home, especially when I went to work at a job I couldn’t stand. It was a refuge of sorts. A place to temporarily hide away from the tedium and boredom. There was a long artery that connected to the back of my car, stretching all the way back to the spot in front of my house where I parked.

It would serve as a place to catch a quick nap on those rare occasions when one just needs to fall asleep even for a few minutes of rejuvenation. It was a place to listen to the radio or get warm. A chair for transfusion. It kept me tethered to the life that I considered my real life, the real purpose of my life. It contrasted the non-career job that only served as a means to an end, to the home-life it helped provide; a vocational ground I suffered daily, painful, exsanguination. 

 
My car was the vehicle in which I would go, on most days, to pick up my kids from school and deliver us back to the nest, where we would patiently wait, engaging with our books and papers and things, for wife and mother to return as well. We would be reunited from the circadian scattering into the world. A familial coagulation. I felt as though I had been infused and made whole again.

Heroes Triumphant Return



Yesterday evening, O and I went to the Carlsbad Outlet Mall. We listened to Prairie Home Companion on our way there, as its actually quite a distance from our home in Rancho Bernardo, and we left just before Six PM when Garrison Keeler and Company begin their soothing ah shucks faux huckster intellectual salve session for the American Middle Class miscreants who need to feel reassured that we're in at least some small way superior to people who don’t listen to shows like Prairie Home Companion.

Our target for the evening was the Croc store. O intended to purchase Crocs for her nieces and nephew, to be included in a package that was going out soon to Mongolia. I like Crocs myself. I own two pair, but hope to obtain more in the near future. In fact, if things go as planned, I will be a full blown Croc collector by this time next year. The plastic shoe version of a Philatelist.

We were successful at the Croc store, and, it being kinda late, we decided to get something to eat for dinner. O wanted Japanese food from a chain place called Sai Pan. Calling it a Japanese restaurant would be a bit of a stretch though. Akin to referring to Taco Bell as fine Mexican cuisine. Maybe not quite so bad as that. Taco Bell is really only acceptable when one is nearly insolvent... or drunk... or both. Sai Pan on the other hand it actually quite acceptable. It just has that cookie cutter just-above-fast-food-restaurant feel to it. You’re definitely not thinking, “Boy, I sure do feel like I'm inside a Ryokan in Old Kyoto!”

Anyway, there were a lot of diners in attendance that night. As usual, the Carlsbad Mall felt like a Free Market Festival Day at the United Nations. There are people from every corner of the globe wandering about. Hell, the Public Service Announcements are in both English and Japanese. The first time I heard the promulgation in Japanese, it left me perplexed, simply because there are so many more Spanish speakers in attendance than Japanese speakers. Maybe the Mall is partially owned by savvy Japanese Investors, and thus demands a certain level of recognition, even subtly.

In the restaurant, there was this kid sitting with his parents nearby. He was maybe three at the most. They sat behind us. Every now and again, this boy would laugh out loud a laugh that I absolutely loved. It was a kind of triumphant laugh, a squeaky version no doubt, but hardy nonetheless. It reminded me of a returning, beloved hero, riding into town on a white horse to the cheering and jubilation of the townsfolk. Not a brutal military man, but a romantic movie star-like hero that all women swoon over. I said as much to O, who seemed to agree with me.

Later on, we were walking back through the mall, kind of making our way to a coffee at Starbucks. O stepped into a store while I waited outside. It was getting late and the crowd was thinning out. Suddenly out of nowhere, that same little boy came running up from the other direction, he stopped near me brandishing a new plastic pirate’s sword, purchased from one of the novelty kiosks. He thrust the sword into the air as his mom called to him, and he triumphantly plunged the sword into the scabbard, and the scabbard into his belt, and took off running again. I imagined he was off to a regal reception of adoring admirers somewhere between the Croc store and the food court, grinning triumphantly, declaring: “A-Ha!!’

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Refuse Relocation Engineer Duties Description

I work with methods of segregating discarded tangibles for transportation to central shipping points, for safe transfer to appropriate environmentally contained long term underground storage facilities.

In addition, I employ various methods of containing and chemically sanitizing spontaneous biohazardous emissions that include potentially contagious pathogens and bacteria, including but not limited to, bile saturated rudimentary evacuated comestibles, feculent solids, and uretic fluids. I also contend with illegally discarded post coital latex based reproductive barrier devices, as well as discarded self-contained portable infantile defecation apparatus, and improperly disposed portable small quantity fermented aged hops containment vessels.

I also work extensively with complimentary, consumption neglected, nutritionally questionable foodstuffs distributed within an aggregated collective edification facility.

In other words, a janitor. I’m a elementary school janitor.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism

By: A.C. Grayling

Publication Date: March 26th, 2013 

Publisher: Bloomsbury USA

Length: 288 Pages

Description:  

Detroit: An American Autopsy

By: Charlie LeDuff

Publication Date: February 7th, 2013

Publisher: Penguin Press HC

Length: 304 Pages

Description:

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Lets Explore Diabetes With Owls

By: David Sedaris 

Publication Date: April 23rd, 2013

Publisher: Little, Brown and Company

Length: 288 Pages

Description:

Another outstanding collection of essays and stories by a master story teller. Sometimes acerbic, often times insightful, and always judgmental and funny, Lets Explore Diabetes With Owls is a totally fun read. David Sedaris delivers once again. Because he is so well received live, one can easily consider him a spoken word performer as well, and as such, highly recommended to indulge in the audio book version of any of his books. He never disappoints.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger's Cat



Schrödinger's cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e. a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.